This is my favorite commercial right now.
Mi gente, Optimum Triple Play is in the house!
IO Digital Cable
Watch a lot of channels, whenever you're able.
HD is free, let me put it on the table
For $29.95, you get to sign the label
877-393-4448!
Optimum Online, so fast so fine,
DIAL-UP AND DSL ....you gonna leave it behind.
C'mon mi gente, let's get online
For $29.95, it'll blow your mind.
877-393-4448!
Optimum Voice, call your mom, call your date
Call all you want from state to state,
Puerto Rico and Canada just one flat rate.
For $29.95, do I have to translate?!?
Remember you can get Optimum Voice Worldcall
Talk with anybody in the world, so call!
877-393-4448!
The savings are for real,
The Triple Play is the deal.
Gustamos.
Monday, August 4, 2008
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This is an amazing ad. One, Optimum takes a really, really shitty number for a business to have, 877-393-4448, and makes it easy to remember (I will sadly never forget that number). Two, the choice of music flies in the face of logic here. Optimum may have turned off over 90% of their target subscribers by choosing reggaeton, yet they still did it because the ad is too good to pass up. Three, the lobster.
I thought that guy was some kind of sea serpent.
I thought octopus.
Lobster. Definitely Lobster. They had fun shooting this commercial. A lot of fun.
Big Pun RIP.
With all due respect, how the hell is that a lobster? I watched this video so many freakin' times and it looks nothing like a lobster to me. No claws and super long dragon-like tail. Sea serpent.
It is a Spiny Puerto Rican Small-Claw Lobster - please consult the latest Audubon Field Guide to Caribbean Marine Life.
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