Monday, December 28, 2009

To "Noriyuki" Oneself

That is the term WHS uses to describe a person with a non-western name offering a simpler, westernized noun that others may use to identify him easier. The term is named after Oscar-nominated actor Noriyuki "Pat" Morita.

From today's Daily Record (Scotland) "New Bhoy Ki Sung-Yeung says: Just call me Dave":

"KI SUNG-YEUNG has told his new Celtic team-mates to call him David.

The South Korean playmaker swears he's found the perfect way to avoid confusion over saying his name."

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Xmas!

Hope everyone has a great Xmas.

BREAKING NEWS: Madoff May Have Been Assaulted in Prison



ABC News is reporting that Bernie Madoff was admitted to Duke University Hospital last Friday with broken bones in his face, fractured ribs and a collapsed lung, citing sources.

WHS wishes Madoff a speedy recovery if this is true.

Please keep him in mind while watching this video:

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The Karate Kid, Part III: Misunderstood



"The Karate Kid, Part III" was roundly panned when it came out in 1989. Tell anyone that it's the best of the series and people will still sound like it's twenty years ago, criticizing the film from top-to-bottom. These people are idiots and that's why they're not WHS editors.

Imagine for a moment you haven't seen the movie and you only had KK3's
Wikipedia entry to go by. Perhaps you'd see why this film is part of the WHS Criterion Collection. Here are some excerpts from the write-up (contains spoilers):

"That evening at the bonsai store, Daniel and Jessica are confronted by Mike and Snake (Jonathan Avildsen), one of Silver's goons. They threaten to harm Daniel if he does not join the tournament. Daniel declines, and Mike, while promising to return, departs in a heated rage. Again at the bonsai store, Daniel and Jessica are again confronted by Mike and Snake, who are now joined by Mike's personal trainer Dennis (Christopher Paul Ford). Daniel once again refuses to enter the tournament. The three goons respond by destroying the shop. When Daniel attempts to prevent this damage, he and Jessica are attacked. Mike demonstrates his cruelty by kicking Jessica brutally in her stomach when she tries to protect herself. Miyagi shows up and fends off the three men. Miyagi and Daniel arrive home to find their stock of bonsai has been stolen, with a tournament application hanging in their place."

LMFAO

"Daniel returns to the shop with Miyagi’s damaged bonsai, which Miyagi immediately mends and restores. Miyagi, who has sold his truck in order to buy a new stock of trees, refuses to train Daniel for the tournament."

LMFAO SOME MORE

"Silver, who has befriended Daniel numerous times under the fraudulent guise of a humble friend of Kreese sent to apologize on behalf of their Korean master for Kreese's previous actions, offers to "train" Daniel at the Cobra Kai dojo."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"Criticisms

KK3 did considerably less business than the first two films, grossing only $39 million at the box-office.[1] It was dismissed by critics who considered the installment in the series as having jumped the shark[2][3][4][5].

Film critic Leonard Maltin gave KK3 a "BOMB" rating (the worst rating that a movie can possibly get in Maltin's eyes) and regarded KK3 as "an utterly stupid movie that was hopeless."

At the 1989 Golden Raspberry Awards, this entry received five nominations. They are for Worst Picture (Jerry Weintraub; lost to Star Trek V: The Final Frontier), Worst Screenplay (Robert Mark Kamen), Worst Director (John G. Avildsen), Worst Actor (Ralph Macchio), and Worst Supporting Actor (Pat Morita)."

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Why the Phantom Menace Sucks

I thought this was an entertaining youtube clip describing Lucas' failure to deliver a good prequel to the Star Wars series. I am only posting the first of seven videos...feel free to explore further is this video interests you.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

"Fallen Blossoms" by Cai Guo-Qiang



Yesterday afternoon, I took a walk down to the Philadelphia Museum of Art, to see Cai Guo-Qiang's gunpowder explosion drawing, "Fallen Blossom," which took place at sunset. It was pretty impressive. In case you're unfamiliar with the artist, he's world renowned for his gunpowder drawings and firework displays. He had a retrospective at the Guggenheim New York last year and he was responsible for the fireworks at the opening ceremony for the Olympics in Beijing.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Monday, November 30, 2009

SaddamTV: "Mystery Tribute Channel to Saddam Hussein Launched" - BBC

Check out this story about a Saddam station. Start calling Time Warner Cable! Oh my God.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Willy Wonka Was A Dickhead

Go to 2:15. He is by definition pathologic. There is no effort to save the drowning boy, he shows glee at his misfortune, and celebrates with a song...he even talks shit in german.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

WHS Breaking News

Ric Flair punches and bloodies Hulk Hogan in Australia.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Unnecessary CGI

Friday, November 6, 2009

Xmas gift ideas



(It's from a IASIP. Which I am a big fan of btw).

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Face of Seppuku

Caption from telegraph.co.uk story:
"Tears for fears: Toyota F1 team pricipal Tadashi Yamashina breaks down after announcing that the team is to quit Formula One Photo: GETTY IMAGES "

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

[long pause; he's crying]

[Will's father came back into town, and then lied to Will about being around more and left. Phillip is trying to comfort him]

Will: Hey, you no what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking my mom 'when's daddy coming home?' You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?

Phillip Banks: Yeah, you did.

Will: Got to do my first date without him, right? I learned how to ride, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had *fourteen* great birthdays without him; he never even sent me a damn card. The hell with him!
[pause]

Will: I didn't need him then, I won't need him now.

Phillip Banks: Will...

Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey and I'm having a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a damn thing he can teach me about how to love my kids!

[long pause; he's crying]

Will: How come he don't want me, man?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene #3

"A fuckin' wallet?"

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene #2

"His name is Chancellor."
"What about the pup?"
"The pup is unnamed. You cant put a name on the innocence of that face."

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene #1

"Faggot in the Room. Woah."

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY ALERT: LEVEL ORANGE - "Precious"

Chris and I went to see "Capitalism: A Love Story" the other night and were greeted with this trailer for "Precious", presented by Tyler Perry and Oprah Winfrey. I thought "Notorious" came out last year?



The We Has Spoken Alert System:

RED (severe): guaranteed career-spoiling unintentional comedy, theater attendance is required on opening weekend
ORANGE (high): very likely career threat to a film legend (in this case new talent), damage may be very difficult to overcome, theater attendance is highly recommended
YELLOW (elevated): trailer may hint at career-jeopardizing lines and performances but may contain all the film actually has, dvd screening is acceptable

Monday, October 19, 2009

Look Who Got Much Fatter

Not that Carl Winslow was particularly thin, he has definitely let him self go...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

We need to screen this movie

Old School WWF Clip

This just shows how crazy the WWF was in the 80's. It's like a 3 ring circus in this room and then Andy Warhol shows up not knowing what the fuck to say. Hogan is roiding out and Mr T is trying to hold it together. Lou Albano (RIP) delivers an Al Pacino style monologue. Classic WWF.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Most Out of Fucking Control Song of 2009

Every once in a while a song hits the radio that is so ridiculous, so over the top shameless that it inspires the editors of WHS to lose all control, chase lager pints with Jaegermeister and cause incredible mayhem and reckless behavior on the streets of New York leading to multiple misdemeanor violations a series of bizarre and embarrassing cell phone messages and genuine disgust from wives, girlfriends and shocked children.

Gentlemen I present to you, "SHOTS".

Monday, September 21, 2009

Lean On Me: Halloween Costume 2009"

Virtually impossible not to laugh after she goes, "...some...times in our lives..." to begin the song:



BONUS! "Fair Eastside":

"...stupid-ass bee-YIHHHHH-tch"

Start watching at 2:50, listen carefully at around 2:56:

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Menace II Society

Some kid cut together the funniest scenes. Fast forward to around 5:45 for mine.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Best Commercial in the 757

I thought I would post the best television commercial for my area code...the same area code that has brought: Mike and Marcus Vick, AI, Sweet Pea, Chris Brown, Plaxico, and LT. What we lack in size we make up for in soul. I would like to see what other WHS contributors consider to be their most out of control TV ads.

Let me introduce you to Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley...he's subtle:




Here is one from a few years back...this clip is an actor who looks just like him. I appreciated the people getting hit by cars in the background:

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Look Who Got Fat!

William Hung, of American Idol "She Bangs" fame, got fat! Jumping Jesus, it looks like the new William Hung swallowed the old one!

BEFORE


AFTER


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Look Who Got Fat!

I just saw these images and thought I would revise an older conversation...check out K-Fed:



Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Rambo Cinco


Variety has confirmed rumors that Sylvester Stallone is readying a new Rambo, this one to be set in Mexico in the midst of the drug war. Rambo must battle drug lords and human traffickers to rescue a young girl abducted somewhere near the border. Production will start Spring 2010. An official title has yet to be chosen.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Jesus Taught Me Karate Dojo Beating Cold Case Closed

The Washington Post today has a great article explaining the truth behind the controversial "Jesus Taught Me Karate Dojo Beating" video that has gone viral.



The video, shot at the Dojo of a former marine named Bobby Joe Blythe, in the early 80's in Dumfries, Virginia, apparently shows the brutal murder of a mentally retarded man who claims Jesus taught him Karate. Blythe instructs one of his students to 'teach him a lesson' and boy do they ever.

But in an incredible series of events the video and its insane popularity led police in Hanford, California (where Blythe now resides) to suspect Blythe and the black belt of murder and open up a 'cold case!'



However the Post reports today that the man is not dead, but was simply beaten half to death as it were. A local Dumfries cop told the Post he saw the man in the days after the brutal beating.

"You could tell he had been beaten severely," Feldbush said. "He wasn't very cooperative and didn't want to pursue charges."

So the "cold case" is closed.

But it's still pretty sick that they beat this guy near death for fun in a Karate Dojo in Dumfries Virginia of all places. Watching too much Karate Kid, I suppose.

If anything this just proves that as long as the cameras are rolling you can never ever escape justice. Even nearly 30 years later. I'm sure everyone involved in this video never expected to see this type of reaction. Internet wins again.

UPDATE: It turns out Bobby Joe Blythe was the YouTube user who posted the video in the first place! When the response got too much for him to handle he deleted his YouTube account but it was too late. The video, and his comments had been posted all across the internet.

UPDATE II: International news has caught on. France 24 reports that in a "first for the internet" hackers discovered the identities and personal information (addresses, phone numbers, rap-sheets) of all the parties involved in this video (including the black belt student, Willie Dennis) tipped off local, state and federal authorities, and posted this information on message boards across the internet.

The guilty parties scrambled to delete their Facebook and Myspace pages only to have the archived pages posted as jpeg versions.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

EPL Preview: Arsenal vs Manchester United

This WHS editor predicts Arsenal easily bending United over 9-1. Here are some biased clips to prepare you for this forthcoming football-rape (to be televised Sat., Aug. 29, noon EDT on Fox Soccer Channel):


VH1-Style Recap of Recent Hubbub:


Arsenal won this one:


These 2 Clips From an AMAZING Come-From-Behind Win Late -
To Level at 1-1:

To Win, 2-1, With a Minute to Go:


Vieira vs Keane:

Thursday, August 27, 2009

On Fire Retrospective: George W. Bush

The death of Ted Kennedy has brought Kennedy's biographer Adam Clymer into the news again, which reminded me of the first incident that signaled George W. Bush's On Fire potential. September 5, 2000:
The Republican presidential candidate George W Bush has said he regrets the fact that people heard him make an insulting comment about a journalist, but he refused to apologise.

Just before a campaign speech in Illinois, Mr Bush said to his running mate Dick Cheney: "There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from the New York Times."

Mr Bush later said he did not realise that live microphones were going to pick up the remark, but he stopped short of an actual apology.


Time to step up Barack Obama. Time to step up.

Monday, August 24, 2009

WHS Editors, follow my lead:

Thursday, August 20, 2009

IDEA: International Dialects of English Archive



The Maryland House, a service area "destination" 24 miles north of Baltimore on I-95, is a rite of passage for anyone from the mid-Atlantic United States. Those from this region have an unhealthy relationship with this rest stop, interrupting their travels for far too much time here for no reason. However, it's also a strange crossroads of the nation, where one may see natives of states mostly from Virginia to New York. It is here where I encountered a most intriguing accent on a woman.

She had a twang of a Southerner with the briskness of someone from the North. In my non-linguist estimation, the Maryland House is the pivot point for some of the country's heaviest accents.

Check out IDEA's website (link below). You can hear a variety of Americans speaking; the site is broken up into numerous intrastate dialects.

IDEA

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Simmons: Sporting emotions at the highest pitch



Simmons: Sporting emotions at the highest pitch

Posted using ShareThis

Normally I wouldn't just share a link on the site, but this article about Bill Simmons' trip to Estadio Azteca last week for the World Cup qualifier between the U.S. and Mexico is a fantastic read.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I can't get enough of this...

Jesus Christ is going to be standing on the corner of Lennox Avenue and 125th Street trying to catch the first gypsy cab out of Harlem



Racism is Rampant on Almost Every YouTube Clip's "Text Comments" Section

WHS is reporting that racism is all over the place on YouTube. Watch any soccer highlight clip, hip-hop video, anything to do with current events, etc. etc. etc.

More to come.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Lotion

Monday, August 10, 2009

Insensitive Bathroom Art I Saw at a Sushi Place Last Night



Found at One Greene in Brooklyn. The photo does not do justice to the actual size of the offending artwork, which stares at you while you're trying to piss.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

WHS BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina Jihad

WHS has obtained this photograph, courtesy AP, of Ziyad Yaghi. Yaghi is one of seven charged with terrorism in North Carolina, according to an indictment.



Still not as good as the image of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, though.



Petey Pablo's "Raise Up" in a Leipzig's "Nachtcafe"

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Booty Bass / Ghettotech / Miami Bass

Booty Bass and Ghettotech / Ghetto House were popular subgenres of House and Rap music in the 90's, both combining the influence of Miami Bass / 2 Live Crew and Chicago House music.







3 6 Mafia took the sound to interesting levels with their gangster rap influence.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Lee Scratch Perry's Message about Pope Benedict

As reported in all major media Pope Benedict fell and broke his wrist while on vacation last week. Lee Perry posted the following message about the incident on his Myspace blog.





Lunar Landing

In honor of the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11's moon landing, I thought I would post this:

Monday, July 13, 2009

WHS Declares "The Seppuku" This Summer's Best Dance to Perform At a Wedding

Note: this dance requires at least 2 participants.



The music in this scene from "The Art of Killing", just listen:

Friday, July 10, 2009

Fredro Starr of Onyx and "Moesha" Fame

Remember when Fredro Starr of Onyx had a recurring role on "Moesha"? No? Same here.

Interview where he had a certain relationship with Brandi.



Shifftee

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church's Uplifing Song of the Day

I'm sure MJ would be proud his song was used to further goodwill:


EMBED-Westboro God Hates The World Music Video - Watch more free videos

Happy July 4th

He has SPOKEN!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

THE GAME - MJ Tribute Video

WHS cosigns The Game. So next level. Hammered in the tub with his clothes on. Crying. We all been there... Look for MJ tattoo at the end.



Game, dude u surprised us with this 1.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Hurricane Chris performs for LA House of Reps.

Funny because the song is about "performing sexual relations" with Halle Berry.



Here is the longer intro. Apparently his Aunt is a Representative in the LA House.



Amazing.

RIP MJ

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Best movie review I have ever read (Tansformers)

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

More >>

I kinda want to see just based on how much Ebert hates it.

"Allahhoakbar" + BOOOM!

National Geographic Channel's new 2 hour special "Iran and the West" is highly recommended viewing and contains one of the best examples of "Allahoakbar+BOOOM" I have ever seen.

For those who don't know (and haven't seen Piston Honda's world-renowned impersonation of "Allahoakbar+BOOOM!") it is the official Muslim terrorist act of screaming the words "Allahoakbar" before detonating a bomb, launching a missile into the air, firing an automatic weapon at a crowd and/or any other type of loud violent destruction in the name of Allah. However it must always be REALLY LOUD, for example screaming Allahoakbar before stabbing a crowd of people or poisoning someone's food or something just is not effective enough.

"Iran and the West" airs next on Monday, June 29th at 5PM.

Please note, unfortunately said clip is not in the following trailer below but I posted the trailer anyways cause there's some cool training footage which we all know Allan loves.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

WHS Spring Break 2009: Tehran, Iran



WHS wanted to go to Iran for a late spring break (it's technically not summer yet, folks) because it heard students there were wild and out of control. Turns out they are, but for completely different reasons. Buzzkill.

Sadly, WHS is not DEFCON 2 drunk by the pool watching some wet t-shirt contest but is defying the government by 'tweeting' live from spring break. How punk.

Check it out: WHS on Twitter

Monday, June 15, 2009

Operaccion Repo is Out of Fucking Control

i saw this for the first time today. These repo men are totally shameless. They basically start a fight everywhere they go. On tonights episode they rolled up on a construction sight and stole a huge tractor that (apparently) the owner was late on the payments. They didnt really tell anyone they were reposessing it until after the fight started. hahaha. This show is amazing.

Here's the "trailer" Just watch the first 3 minutes..

My Favorite Wrestling Moves

A few of my favorite wrestling moves:

The Boston Crab/Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock - The Boston Crab was my favorite move on 8bit Nintendo's Pro Wrestling. Brett Hart did a revised number that became one of the best finishing moves of all time:


Figure Four - Pretty much anything Rick Flair did was awesome...and his Figure Four is icing on the cake:



The Camel Crush - The Iron Sheik's finishing move. It is akin to the Boston Crab in its submission style, and by virtue of its name...is racist (ffw to 8:10):


Mandible Claw - How on fire is this move?

Orville Redenbacher's: What Six Flags Should've Done

Orville Redenbacher's popcorn brand aired a commercial a few years ago featuring a digitally re-created Orville Redenbacher. Apparently, the company felt that having him rise from the dead as a pasty, wiry, vacant, stool-colored moving image was going to sell some popcorn. I don't know what the sales figures were as a result of this campaign, but I do know that what I saw was extremely distressing. If the company had used Redenbacher's decade-old corpse it would've been less hair-raising. I haven't seen computerized Orville in a while so it's feasible many others felt as violated as I did and perhaps even went as far as to file lawsuits.

Six Flags should've followed a similar course and pulled its scary old man from the airwaves. Now look at the company. It's in bankruptcy after being buried by over $2 billion in debt. Respect old people and cast real old people in your commercials, folks.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Two and a Half Flags (aka "More Debt, Less Flags")

Six Flags declared bankruptcy. The parks will remain open but will hereby be called "Two and a Half Flags."

Could this have something to do with the racist Asian stereotype spokesman that tarnished their national image? See previous WHS post.

I noticed last month, ads for Six Flags included a new (old) spokesperson - the previously featured 'creepy geriatric burn victim'

Recent Ad



Ad from 3 or 4 years ago



We were also considering the title "Six Flags over Bankruptcyville" or "Six Flags, No Flags, No Fun, No More."

Friday, June 12, 2009

news from Korean Central News Agency of DPRK

KCNA



Enjoy the state news agency of North Korea.

An example from a June 11 release, "New Posters Produced"

"New posters have been produced by the Workers' Party of Korea Publishing House, the Mansudae Art Studio, the Korean Central Fine Arts Studio and the Fine Arts Studio of the Ministry of Railways to encourage the Korean people in the immediate farming campaign.

Posters "Let All Turn out in Weeding Campaign!" and "Let Us Sincerely Help Farmers with Manpower and Materially through Patriotic Devotion!" depict an agricultural worker all out in the weeding campaign in the wake of the completion of the rice transplantation and the working people rushing to co-op fields, thus making an ideological and artistic representation of the elated enthusiasm of the Korean people to hit the target of grain production this year without fail."

Year One is a blatant rip off of Almost Heroes

Historical Comedy Buddy Movie. Chris Farley = Jack Black. Chandler = Michael Cera.




Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Progression of Elvis on Album Covers

I response to the cool Elvis hair from the last post...I remember going with Allan to the record store and arranging the his CDs form thin young Elvis to fat disgraceful Elvis. Always entertaining.






Now you too can be Livin' Astro

Some designer has made Kool Keith Black Elvis "head ornaments." If I remember correctly, there was an order form included with the original CD so you could purchase one, so the designer is a few years too late.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

WHS Unintentionally Comedic Uber-Popular Music Videos Week

"The Crossroads" - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony



Highlights:
I used to think Uncle Charlie's eyes going black after being touched by the 'Grim Reaper' at 2:59 was the funniest part, but "inexplicable face coming out of wall" moment at 2:24 is now in the lead.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

"How tall is Hitler?"

It just keeps getting better.

TsimFuckus - Go Hard

You absolutely positively must watch till the end.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Barefoot Legend

Fans of Kung Fu lost a pioneer today. Apparently David Carradine hung himself...WTF?...Anyhow...Kung Fu was a great show. I didn't realize until recently that Kung Fu was created by Bruce Lee and Lee was to have been the star, but ABC dropped the idea and went with Carradine instead.

Here is a clip of the last fight in the film's finale between Carradine and Brandon Lee:

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

"I can't think of anything better for the environment than Hummer going to China"

That's Ron Mexico's Facebook status message, dated June 2, 2009 at 19:34, in reference to the reported sale of General Motors' Hummer brand to China's Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Hey DJ Play This Song

I was in this kind of mood tonight:

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

12

Friday, May 22, 2009

Mase - "Welcome Back"

I don't even remember this coming out, but it's damn advanced. LOL

Thursday, May 21, 2009

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com

I cannot claim full credit for this find, but I have discovered a blog rivaling our own: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com

There are so many gems, that it is hard to pick a clear winner. But, since "the archer" has not been posted yet, I will post this walrus instead.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Amazing Photo

I love checking out NASA's website and finding tidbits like this:



In this tightly cropped image the NASA space shuttle Atlantis and the Hubble Space Telescope are seen in silhouette, side by side during solar transit at 12:17p.m. EDT, Wednesday, May 13, 2009, from west of Vero Beach, Florida. The two spaceships were at an altitude of 600 km and they zipped across the sun in only 0.8 seconds. Photo Credit: (NASA/Thierry Legault)

Yakuza's Law

Movie was made in the 60's. Trailer is OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL.

The Calamari Wrestler



From the same director of Executive Koala. This is the touching story of a wrestling giant squid.

Executive Koala



"Tamura is an average divorced salaryman in Japan - and also a man-sized, suit-and-tie wearing, upright-walking koala bear. Though not a human being, he's a successful businessman with ventures overseas who refuses to play office politics. He hopes to marry his girlfriend, Yoko, and raise a child. His visions are of an ordinary life with an ordinary company until his ordinary retirement. But when his girlfriend turns up dead one morning, the police finger the Executive Koala as their prime suspect. Temura runs from Detective Ono and fights to prove his innocence. Tamura wants to know why there are gaps in his memory. Is he a murderer? Does he have multiple personalities? And what does his bartender (the frog) and his boss (the rabbit) know about the two-hundred year old terrifying secret behind the EXECUTIVE KOALA?"

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Danger Mouse / Sparklehorse / David Lynch Collaboration



A new album by Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse featuring 100 pages of original photographs and artwork from David Lynch and vocals by a variety of artists including Iggy Pop, Frank Black and The Flaming Lips has been indefinitely shelved by label EMI for unspecified legal reasons (too many high profile stars, maybe??). However the album can be heard streamed on NPR's website now.

It makes no sense why NPR is able to stream the album for free but yet EMI cant release it officially. A spokesperson for Danger Mouse has said the album will be released with the book of photographs and a blank CD-R inside.

I'm not sure if this is one big publicity stunt or what but whatever who cares if you want to listen to it go HERE.

The Frank Black song "Angels' Harp" is really good btw.

The David Lynch songs are AMAZING.

85?


This is the dumbest sports story I have ever read:

The NFL had agreed to let the player formerly known as Chad Johnson wear his new name on the back of his jersey this season. There’s one catch for the receiver: It’s not exactly how he wanted it.

Instead of Ocho Cinco, he’ll be Ochocinco.

The receiver legally changed his name in Florida last August. He asked the league and the media to call him Chad Ocho Cinco, a two-word nickname he had adopted referring to his No. 85.

The Bengals complied, but the NFL balked. It said the receiver would have to pay for the large inventory of “Johnson” jerseys that Reebok stocked for the season—ones that would be a tough sell—before he could switch. The receiver declined, choosing to play the season under his old name.

The league has agreed to let him wear his new name this year, but it will be rendered as “Ochocinco” because that’s how he wrote it when he submitted his name-change form in Florida.

“It’s his legal name,” AFC information manager Corry Rush said Thursday.

The receiver said last year that he wanted his name to be “Ocho Cinco.” Neither he nor his agent returned phone messages Thursday to discuss the name being one word instead of two. He was still selling shirts and other gear under the “Ocho Cinco” name on his Web site.

Effigies = Pinatas?

Look at the effects these effigies and pinatas have on protest/party gatherers. Same shit.



Friday, May 15, 2009

Statement from Allan

Fellow Readers and Editors:

I realize the harrowing effects my last two postings may have had on some that have recently visited We Has Spoken, and understand the substantial risk it has placed my editor position in. I sincerely regret that some of you have felt uncomfortable because of these postings and will exercise more caution going forward.

Allan

Aqua- Lollipop (Candyman)

Crystal Waters - Gypsy Woman (La Da DeeJay Ayres Mix)

LMFAO

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Who's Your Favorite Real World Alum?

The obvious choice would be Puck. But my vote goes for Brad from Real World San Diego, with the runner up being CT from RW Paris. Simply put, Brad is the biggest meat head ever on the show. Here is one of my favorite clips of him in the Inferno:

"I Broke My Back"

Can't believe I haven't seen this set of quotes before. You've most likely seen all the other clips if you've followed WHS.



Skip straight to 3:52 to see it again, but lots more in this one

Monday, May 11, 2009

DRS - "Gangsta Lean"

Here we go again.



SKIP AHEAD TO 2:00 FOR THE BEST PART.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Human Giant: Rollerblading



- as shared by Raul

Friday, May 8, 2009

"Artists Will Rule the 21st Century" - Oprah

From an interview with Daniel Pink, former chief speechwriter for Al Gore.

"our country is entering a new era -- the so-called conceptual age -- during which right-brained skills such as design and storytelling will become far more crucial than traditionally left-brained skills such as accounting and computer programming.

While the latter skills are readily outsourced, transformative abilities such as empathy and creativity are crucial in a new age "animated by a different form of thinking and a new approach to life,"

Read the whole interview here.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

HD Slow Motion Surfing Video and Ridiculousness

I thought this was impressive cinematography. Quite beautiful.



Some crazy footage of that winged suit flying...amazingly cool!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Carrot Top Pt 2