FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:January 15, 2009. Chris Canter (a/k/a “The goth,” f/k/a “the bloth,” f/k/a “the blath,” f/k/a “the blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath”) is officially announcing his intention to relocate to and reside indefinitely in New York City on or about January 31, 2009. Mr. Canter has started packing and has informed the appropriate persons in Washington, DC, where he now resides, about his proposed departure. Therefore, the possibility of his relocation is almost certain.
Upon his arrival in New York City, Mr. Canter plans to get the band back together, drink 40s (that’s what I’m talking about), and have a special guest star appearance on a very special episode of Public Sex Acts (“P.S.A.”). Mr. Canter does not, however, plan to wear white Reeboks.
Mr. Canter will be residing with his girlfriend in her Manhattan apartment initially, but plans to move to Brooklyn with her as soon as he finds “awesome” accommodations. The neighborhoods of Brooklyn Heights, Carroll Gardens, and Cobble Hill are prime contenders, but Williamsburg also remains a possibility (but not East Williamsburg – Mr. Canter does not fall for that cheap marketing ploy).
This will not be the first time Mr. Canter has lived in New York. He resided in the city between 1996 – 2002, most notably at the now infamous “205.” There is no word on whether the lightning bolt will return with Mr. Canter however.
For additional information on Mr. Canter’s return to New York City, please visit
wehasspoken.blogspt.com.
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8 comments:
New York is GOTHIC again!!!!
Congratulations CAC. PISTON HONDA hopes to one day return to NYC as well - as soon as he can get really really rich or the local economy totally collapses and the place becomes an open sewer like it was in the 80's - which ever comes first.
this calls for 15 glasses, each, of diamond lake chablis at the silk road palace
Holy shit! SRP for sure.
Hey Piston, regarding you prospects of returning to NYC:
Although I do believe you will get really rich one day, I think the likely path for your quickest return is total economic meltdown--it's halfway here already. In the meantime, given the current climate, you can probably bet on some of us here in NYC joining you shortly.
Financial ruin has set upon the city but I think it's only 20% set in - which is horrifying. By the time The Goth gets here at the end of the month, the place will look completely post-apocalyptic. Wolves shall rule the streets and starving, desperate men will all play the role of Will Smith in 'I Am Legend' (which iL never saw). The Knicks have already displayed signs of this ruin, as they are appearing malnourished and too fatigued to play a simple game.
If you read the 3rd quatrain of one of Gothstradamus' writings of 1999, he predicts a man with white L.A. Gear hi-tops (The Goth) shall return to New York by 2010 in an attempt to save the city but finds himself too inebriated in a man named Arlen Moperz dwellings.
In short, the city is screwed. Good time to look for real estate.
forgot to compliment your photo here
CAC does your return to NYC also signal your return to Filmmaking?
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