A few years back, Allan found himself in a Cookie Company commercial. But here is the kicker...he was the fucking mascot! After a little digging, I found the original footage:
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
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HEY STEVE F OFF!!!!!AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this true?
If this is true it would be amazing. If this is not true then this a weak attempt to preemptively buffer the onslaught of mockery that will ensue when your commercial is posted on this blog, Steve.
It's totally true...Allan was in a commercial as the mascot of the Cookie Company. Ask him!
Allan, explain.
I'm going with "weak attempt to preemptively buffer the onslaught of mockery."
A STATEMENT FROM ALLAN:
It is true that while working at the Great American Cookie Co. in high school, I was made to wear a mascot outfit and walk around the mall. However, this video is inaccurate. Given my old age you must realize that consumer video recording devices did not exist at that time, meaning this footage is too recent for it to be me. Additionally, I was dressed as "Sneagle the Eagle", not an oversized, humanized cookie. The business being advertised in the related clip is altogether a totally different business from the one that employed me in 1995-1996.
Senator Steve tells you that I was an employee of a fast-food bakery but what he is not telling you is that he is really afraid of what WHS will do to him when we get our hands on his new advertisement. This is the same type of shameless smearing that has gone on in Virginia for far too long, and the American people do not want this type of campaigning anymore.
I welcome the Senator to find a real clip of my costumed mall-walking, post it on WHS and then I shall do the same when his commercial is released to the public and we will let the American people decide who is more disgrace for themselves.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is truly a "weak attempt to preemptively buffer the onslaught of mockery." I am proud of my service to suburban America and will not stand by while the Senator attempts to discredit my record.
I'm Sneagle the Eagle, and I approved this message.
Allan...were you or were you not in a commercial as the mascot? The public deserves to know!
Maverick.
Stop dodging!
By the way...I had "consumer video recording" back in the 80s. Your argument is poor...tell the truth
Maverick.
HAHAHA. LOL at Allan walking around the mall in a costume.
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