Tuesday, November 3, 2009

[long pause; he's crying]

[Will's father came back into town, and then lied to Will about being around more and left. Phillip is trying to comfort him]

Will: Hey, you no what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking my mom 'when's daddy coming home?' You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?

Phillip Banks: Yeah, you did.

Will: Got to do my first date without him, right? I learned how to ride, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had *fourteen* great birthdays without him; he never even sent me a damn card. The hell with him!
[pause]

Will: I didn't need him then, I won't need him now.

Phillip Banks: Will...

Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey and I'm having a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a damn thing he can teach me about how to love my kids!

[long pause; he's crying]

Will: How come he don't want me, man?

3 comments:

Allan said...

And the award for best blog title of the year goes to We Has Spoken, for "[long pause;he's crying]".

PISTON HONDA said...

Too bad the award ceremony just got cut because of the recession.

PISTON HONDA said...

THIS EPISODE IS ON TBS RIGHT NOW.