Saturday, December 6, 2008

DISGRACE ALERT: O.J. Simpson Apologizes; Johnnie Cochrane Rolls in Grave

O.J. Simpson disgraced himself yesterday at his sentencing by violating some of WHS very simple rules. Number one, he apologized. Apologizing is one of the cardinal WHS sins. Secondly, he mentioned composing book reports for children. Mentioning children is also a cardinal sin when in front of a judge. Jesus Christ.

John: dude speaking of disgrace - OJ
Allan: WTF
John: begging for the mercy of the court
John: by saying he wrote book reports for a kids?
Allan: i know
John: seriously
Allan: i hate oj now
John: et tu, OJ?
Allan: AHHAHA FB Status
hahahahaah
John: done
Allan: hahahha
i was so disappointed
you know what's worse?
when someone gets off or a light sentence
and they DON'T celebrate
John: i know
they need to celebrate
Allan: like when michael jackson didn't moonwalk in fornt of the courthouse
John: the picture on the cover of the times today shows OJ's attorney covering his eyes
and i know he's just thinking:
"Sorry Johnny Cochran"
Allan: hahahahahahaha
oh shit
johnny cochran is rolling in his grave
John: i know
he's going to rise again for the appeal
Allan: oh shit
hahahahah
i am laughing so damn hard now
John: ha haha
we should post this on WHS

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