Countdown to Gran Torino Part 5 - Studio Buckles Under Pressure

In an unprecedented move Warner Brothers has buckled under the pressure of WHS and is now opening Gran Torino all across Virginia. In fact Gran Torino will open at Tyson's Corner on 2 screens simultaneously, one screen with special closed captioning (most likely for all the hard of hearing elderly southern men who will flock to the film this Christmas to enjoy hearing someone who looks like them screaming racial epithets at Asians and pointing guns at gang members). Congratulations to everyone at this blog and Merry Christmas.