Friday, July 25, 2008

He Has Spoken, Pt. 2 (Rejected by Wikipedia)

The previous post's text was originally written as an entry for Wikipedia. "He Has Spoken" needed a sanctioned definition with an online home so an attempt was made for a listing. Wikipedia disagreed and the entry was summarily rejected (rejection notice to be posted below).

While it cannot offer any guarantee as to the outcome of any action, We Has Spoken believes that it has additional and sufficient grounds for success in a subsequent appeal of Wikipedia's determination. We Has Spoken is considering all its options, including slight modifications to its original submission, hiring an adviser, changes to its compensation structure and posting on an alternate website.

We Has Spoken acknowledges Wikipedia's popularity and usefulness and believes it would be a great service to its millions of readers and fans to have an entry describing its inspiration, "He Has Spoken". We Has Spoken looks forward to a constructive relationship with Wikipedia.


(Below is a reformatted version of a rejection notice served to HE HAS SPOKEN sundays, P.A., related to its submission for a "He Has Spoken" definition)


This page may meet Wikipedia's criteria for speedy deletion. The given reason is: This article provides no meaningful content or history, and/or the text is unsalvageably incoherent. It is patent nonsense (CSD G1).

If you disagree with its speedy deletion, please explain why on its talk page or at Wikipedia:Speedy deletions. If this page obviously does not meet the criteria for speedy deletion, or you intend to fix it, please remove this notice, but do not remove this notice from pages that you have created yourself.

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4 comments:

Ron Mexico said...

Please make a second attempt, Lope. I think we have strengthened our case with a youtube link. It's no longer patent nonsense.

Michael Konrad said...

Try Urban Dictionary. I think they take anything.

PISTON HONDA said...

Mr. Lopez, your entry is clearly PATENT NONSENSE and frankly you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Austin's mangled nickname had originally received the most coverage in New York City's East Village, the spiritual home of HE HAS SPOKEN." (THERE'S NO FOUNDATION FOR THIS COMMENT)

"Yet after a few weeks, "I agree. It has been said..." and "Cold Stone" were dropped from the statement, leaving the "HE HAS SPOKEN" expression." (ONCE AGAIN, A GROUNDLESS REMARK)

"Over 7 years, the declaration has been made by countless worldwide and has given rise to thousands of variations." (PROVIDE A LINK TO PROVE THIS)

"These variations are reviewed and eventually sanctioned by HE HAS SPOKEN's governing body, HE HAS SPOKEN sundays, P.A." (THIS SO CALLED GOVERNING BODY NEEDS A WEBSITE TO PROVE ITS EXISTENCE OTHERWISE US NERDS AT WIKIPEDIA WILL NOT ENTERTAIN EVEN THE IDEA OF IT)

"VARIATIONS" - (NO NEED TO EVEN COMMENT ON THIS FOOLISH LIST, CLEARLY PATENT NONSENSE AND YOU ARE WASTING WIKIPEDIA'S VALUABLE TIME)

Allan said...

hahah you have wikipedia's fatally flawed thought process nailed. they don't know a good thing when they read it. reject us once, shame on them, reject us twice, shame on them.