"I just lost my job at Lehman, so I'm going to the office to pick up my shit in my dashiki. Fuck you."
"Last week, I was Native American."
"I have been on HBO's 'Real Sex' over 20 times. What have you ever done?"
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I think I had one of those when I was in late middle school...the same time I got a bracelet made of the same material...I always thought of it as a Mayan poncho, now I know there is a more appropriate term.
Allan. That was truly beautiful. You get a gold star.
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