Best Commercial of 2009 (so far)

I laughed so hard I cried.

Allan In a Commercial

A few years back, Allan found himself in a Cookie Company commercial. But here is the kicker...he was the fucking mascot! After a little digging, I found the original footage:

Gran Prahspeh Hao (1986)

Just a supplement to the previous post. Enjoy.

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This is my favorite commercial right now.



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Nothing Witty Here, Just Clips That Make Me Laugh

CLIP 1: Missile Dropkick From Top Of Car
Note: Simultaneous screams of horror, very loud footsteps on car and Larry Holmes' white tracksuit.



CLIP 2: If He Dies, He Dies
Note: On top of being really gangster, this is a phrase that may be used in every day situations, ie "Jim can't come out tonight. Whatever, if he dies, he dies."



CLIP 3: Modified Select Dental Commercial
Note: This guy beat us to the punch in spoiling this ad. It's tremendous work.



CLIP 4: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Cover
Note: Equal parts hilarious and chilling, only the first few seconds are worth it.



CLIP 5: Daniel Larusso on the Worst Date Ever
Note: Best part, starting around 1:40, thug Dennis is so disgusted Daniel hasn't signed the paperwork to enter the next all-Valley tournament that he uses an inexplicable method we call 'the claw' to destroy a rice paper screen. A completely disproportionate amount of energy expended to rip something that only needed a slight tear makes this pure gold. The whole clip is a decent investment of your time.

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My baby loves this commercial. Every time it comes on she freezes and watches it. I love it too. I wonder how they found this guy. I can imagine there was a casting session and he showed up and started screaming at the camera and they were like 'this is the guy.' This guy was born to do this.