"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
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I kinda want to see just based on how much Ebert hates it.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Ebert looks like a lesbian.
Good review.
Ebert is now lashing out at Bay and the movie in other articles.
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Movies/story?id=7930007&page=1
I think he's taking this shit a little too far, it's "Transformers" after all. It's a fuckin amusement park ride, not cinema.
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