Monday, November 30, 2009

SaddamTV: "Mystery Tribute Channel to Saddam Hussein Launched" - BBC

Check out this story about a Saddam station. Start calling Time Warner Cable! Oh my God.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Willy Wonka Was A Dickhead

Go to 2:15. He is by definition pathologic. There is no effort to save the drowning boy, he shows glee at his misfortune, and celebrates with a song...he even talks shit in german.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

WHS Breaking News

Ric Flair punches and bloodies Hulk Hogan in Australia.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Unnecessary CGI

Friday, November 6, 2009

Xmas gift ideas



(It's from a IASIP. Which I am a big fan of btw).

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Face of Seppuku

Caption from telegraph.co.uk story:
"Tears for fears: Toyota F1 team pricipal Tadashi Yamashina breaks down after announcing that the team is to quit Formula One Photo: GETTY IMAGES "

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

[long pause; he's crying]

[Will's father came back into town, and then lied to Will about being around more and left. Phillip is trying to comfort him]

Will: Hey, you no what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking my mom 'when's daddy coming home?' You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned it, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I, Uncle Phil?

Phillip Banks: Yeah, you did.

Will: Got to do my first date without him, right? I learned how to ride, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had *fourteen* great birthdays without him; he never even sent me a damn card. The hell with him!
[pause]

Will: I didn't need him then, I won't need him now.

Phillip Banks: Will...

Will: No, you know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey and I'm having a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he ever was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a damn thing he can teach me about how to love my kids!

[long pause; he's crying]

Will: How come he don't want me, man?