Hurricane Chris performs for LA House of Reps.

Funny because the song is about "performing sexual relations" with Halle Berry.



Here is the longer intro. Apparently his Aunt is a Representative in the LA House.



Amazing.

RIP MJ

Best movie review I have ever read (Tansformers)

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

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I kinda want to see just based on how much Ebert hates it.

"Allahhoakbar" + BOOOM!

National Geographic Channel's new 2 hour special "Iran and the West" is highly recommended viewing and contains one of the best examples of "Allahoakbar+BOOOM" I have ever seen.

For those who don't know (and haven't seen Piston Honda's world-renowned impersonation of "Allahoakbar+BOOOM!") it is the official Muslim terrorist act of screaming the words "Allahoakbar" before detonating a bomb, launching a missile into the air, firing an automatic weapon at a crowd and/or any other type of loud violent destruction in the name of Allah. However it must always be REALLY LOUD, for example screaming Allahoakbar before stabbing a crowd of people or poisoning someone's food or something just is not effective enough.

"Iran and the West" airs next on Monday, June 29th at 5PM.

Please note, unfortunately said clip is not in the following trailer below but I posted the trailer anyways cause there's some cool training footage which we all know Allan loves.

WHS Spring Break 2009: Tehran, Iran

WHS wanted to go to Iran for a late spring break (it's technically not summer yet, folks) because it heard students there were wild and out of control. Turns out they are, but for completely different reasons. Buzzkill.

Sadly, WHS is not DEFCON 2 drunk by the pool watching some wet t-shirt contest but is defying the government by 'tweeting' live from spring break. How punk.

Check it out: WHS on Twitter

Operaccion Repo is Out of Fucking Control

i saw this for the first time today. These repo men are totally shameless. They basically start a fight everywhere they go. On tonights episode they rolled up on a construction sight and stole a huge tractor that (apparently) the owner was late on the payments. They didnt really tell anyone they were reposessing it until after the fight started. hahaha. This show is amazing.

Here's the "trailer" Just watch the first 3 minutes..

My Favorite Wrestling Moves

A few of my favorite wrestling moves:

The Boston Crab/Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock - The Boston Crab was my favorite move on 8bit Nintendo's Pro Wrestling. Brett Hart did a revised number that became one of the best finishing moves of all time:


Figure Four - Pretty much anything Rick Flair did was awesome...and his Figure Four is icing on the cake:



The Camel Crush - The Iron Sheik's finishing move. It is akin to the Boston Crab in its submission style, and by virtue of its name...is racist (ffw to 8:10):


Mandible Claw - How on fire is this move?

Orville Redenbacher's: What Six Flags Should've Done

Orville Redenbacher's popcorn brand aired a commercial a few years ago featuring a digitally re-created Orville Redenbacher. Apparently, the company felt that having him rise from the dead as a pasty, wiry, vacant, stool-colored moving image was going to sell some popcorn. I don't know what the sales figures were as a result of this campaign, but I do know that what I saw was extremely distressing. If the company had used Redenbacher's decade-old corpse it would've been less hair-raising. I haven't seen computerized Orville in a while so it's feasible many others felt as violated as I did and perhaps even went as far as to file lawsuits.

Six Flags should've followed a similar course and pulled its scary old man from the airwaves. Now look at the company. It's in bankruptcy after being buried by over $2 billion in debt. Respect old people and cast real old people in your commercials, folks.

Two and a Half Flags (aka "More Debt, Less Flags")

Six Flags declared bankruptcy. The parks will remain open but will hereby be called "Two and a Half Flags."

Could this have something to do with the racist Asian stereotype spokesman that tarnished their national image? See previous WHS post.

I noticed last month, ads for Six Flags included a new (old) spokesperson - the previously featured 'creepy geriatric burn victim'

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Ad from 3 or 4 years ago



We were also considering the title "Six Flags over Bankruptcyville" or "Six Flags, No Flags, No Fun, No More."

news from Korean Central News Agency of DPRK

KCNA



Enjoy the state news agency of North Korea.

An example from a June 11 release, "New Posters Produced"

"New posters have been produced by the Workers' Party of Korea Publishing House, the Mansudae Art Studio, the Korean Central Fine Arts Studio and the Fine Arts Studio of the Ministry of Railways to encourage the Korean people in the immediate farming campaign.

Posters "Let All Turn out in Weeding Campaign!" and "Let Us Sincerely Help Farmers with Manpower and Materially through Patriotic Devotion!" depict an agricultural worker all out in the weeding campaign in the wake of the completion of the rice transplantation and the working people rushing to co-op fields, thus making an ideological and artistic representation of the elated enthusiasm of the Korean people to hit the target of grain production this year without fail."

Year One is a blatant rip off of Almost Heroes

Historical Comedy Buddy Movie. Chris Farley = Jack Black. Chandler = Michael Cera.

The Progression of Elvis on Album Covers

I response to the cool Elvis hair from the last post...I remember going with Allan to the record store and arranging the his CDs form thin young Elvis to fat disgraceful Elvis. Always entertaining.

Now you too can be Livin' Astro

Some designer has made Kool Keith Black Elvis "head ornaments." If I remember correctly, there was an order form included with the original CD so you could purchase one, so the designer is a few years too late.

WHS Unintentionally Comedic Uber-Popular Music Videos Week

"The Crossroads" - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony



Highlights:
I used to think Uncle Charlie's eyes going black after being touched by the 'Grim Reaper' at 2:59 was the funniest part, but "inexplicable face coming out of wall" moment at 2:24 is now in the lead.

"How tall is Hitler?"

It just keeps getting better.

TsimFuckus - Go Hard

You absolutely positively must watch till the end.

Barefoot Legend

Fans of Kung Fu lost a pioneer today. Apparently David Carradine hung himself...WTF?...Anyhow...Kung Fu was a great show. I didn't realize until recently that Kung Fu was created by Bruce Lee and Lee was to have been the star, but ABC dropped the idea and went with Carradine instead.

Here is a clip of the last fight in the film's finale between Carradine and Brandon Lee:

"I can't think of anything better for the environment than Hummer going to China"

That's Ron Mexico's Facebook status message, dated June 2, 2009 at 19:34, in reference to the reported sale of General Motors' Hummer brand to China's Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company.

David Lynch Presents "INTERVIEW PROJECT"

INTERVIEW PROJECT

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