Friday, April 24, 2009

It's Time to Start Thinking About The Beach

Every year (or month, depending on how often you come by my apartment) I screen the 'I Have a Summer Share' episode of MTV's True Life. Now that the we're thawing out from another winter, it's time to consider not just which beaches we want to go to but also how we want to act. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you "Tommy Sausage":





6 comments:

Tommy Sausage said...

Hey bro it's time for you to get off my DICK.

PISTON HONDA said...

Allan, are you trying to say you wanna go to Uncle Mike's beach house?

PISTON HONDA said...

BTW have you read some of the comments posted about these videos? So much hate is spewed that Tommy Sausage starts commenting back under the user name "therealtommy5542"

For example:

"I am from jersey and i would like to see who is going to drop the anvil on me. Trust me, many of you haters have tried and I've taken all of you out. The show was 5 years ago and you guys are still talking about it. You guys must have loved the show, for one reason or another, it really doesn't matter. Check this out, the show is not indicative of my character, believe me. Lay off you loser haters. I played a role on that show. See it for what it is. Trust me, no such thing as reality tv."

Someone even posted up his myspace page and invited everyone to 'spar with him online'.

Apparently Tommy has a doctorate and owns 3 houses.

http://www.myspace.com/1andonlytommy

THOMAS

"There is no shame going on the field of battle and getting bloodied up, the shame is not going on the field of battle at all. I welcome all challenges to you MTV haters"

Male
32 years old
ELMWOOD PARK, NEW JERSEY
United States

Ron Mexico said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...that's hilarious!

Ron Mexico said...

I went to his myspace page to see what you describe, and it did not disappoint. In steriotypical form he fought back with the haters in the forums and that made him look more desperate. It makes you want to post an angry comment to see what he'll say.

PISTON HONDA said...

I like how he claims he's just 'playing a character' on the MTV show and its not indicative of how he is in real life but then he takes every negative comment so personal. It's hilarious.

Allan you should do a serious 15 page article on this guy for New York Magazine or something. There's so much to write about.