Showing posts with label olympics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label olympics. Show all posts

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Why China Sucks At Footie

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics/default.stm

BBC Sports Olympic homepage has a smug front page article today titled "Why can't China win at Football?"

Mind you China has 22 Golds so far and Great Britain has 2, one more than Mongolia, Georgia and Azerbaijan.

The article, written by the BBC's Matt Slater goes on to discuss quite smugly why a country with 1.3 billion people sucks so bad at soccer. To add insult to injury Slater discusses one gracious Brit in particular, a quote - footie-mad Londoner who has lived in Beijing for almost 20 years and apparently has taken it upon himself, out of the grace of his heart to attempt to educate the locals and help them get better at soccer. Sounds like the perfect premise for a really bad Hollywood film. White man goes and teaches dumb natives [fill in the blank] and lifts their spirits and saves the country from it's horrid lack of [fill in the blank]. There could be a subplot about him falling in love with a cute local girl, a school teacher perhaps. The movie writes itself. Hugh Grant can play the lead.

On the plus side the article does mention that until recently "it was actually illegal to have a kick-about as unauthorised gatherings of more than 10 people were banned."

That might go a long way to explaining why China is bad at soccer.

Miyagi Drums


Allan: you watching olympics now?

me: yeah

karate kid

hahhahahahahah

Allan: someone threw a miyagi drum???

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

me: HAHAHAHHA

Allan: oh shit

hahaha

me: hahahah

Allan: oh god that's funny
10:49 PM
me: ha hah a, yes it is. they didn't throw it, just lost control

slipped out of their palm rub
10:51 PM
Allan: hhhHAHHAHAHAHAAH

it was sato's drum


Friday, August 8, 2008

National Anthems Part 1: China

To coincide with the duration of the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, We Has Spoken presents to you the first in a series highlighting the national anthems of participating countries.

We begin with the host nation, China:


And here's an entertaining amateur rendition: