Funkmaster Flex Has Spoken... About R Kelly

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Why China Sucks At Footie

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/olympics/default.stm

BBC Sports Olympic homepage has a smug front page article today titled "Why can't China win at Football?"

Mind you China has 22 Golds so far and Great Britain has 2, one more than Mongolia, Georgia and Azerbaijan.

The article, written by the BBC's Matt Slater goes on to discuss quite smugly why a country with 1.3 billion people sucks so bad at soccer. To add insult to injury Slater discusses one gracious Brit in particular, a quote - footie-mad Londoner who has lived in Beijing for almost 20 years and apparently has taken it upon himself, out of the grace of his heart to attempt to educate the locals and help them get better at soccer. Sounds like the perfect premise for a really bad Hollywood film. White man goes and teaches dumb natives [fill in the blank] and lifts their spirits and saves the country from it's horrid lack of [fill in the blank]. There could be a subplot about him falling in love with a cute local girl, a school teacher perhaps. The movie writes itself. Hugh Grant can play the lead.

On the plus side the article does mention that until recently "it was actually illegal to have a kick-about as unauthorised gatherings of more than 10 people were banned."

That might go a long way to explaining why China is bad at soccer.

Police Brutality Pt. 2 - Bicyclist Attacked by NYPD Officer

This is getting a lot of coverage in New York right now but I'm not sure about the rest of the country so I will post it.

As if they don't piss off enough minority groups on a daily basis the NYPD is now on the shitlist of Bicyclists across the globe. At a rally in Times Square a rookie cop speared (a la Goldberg) an innocent guy off his bike and into the crowd for no apparent reason. The biker, a 29 year old grocer at the Union Square green market was arrested and charged with assault, resisting arrest and a slew of other bullshit crimes. The officer claimed in his police report that the biker tried to attack him but this video clearly shows otherwise. Now bike activists across the country are mad as hell at the NYPD and demanding retribution.