WHS On Fire Editorial Board Endorses Neither John McCain Nor Barack Obama

This election cycle has been a distressing one in terms of how few on fire moments we were given to play with. Senator Obama has been far too measured, too cool, and too deliberate to deliver any serious unintentional comedy while Senator McCain is too angry and often times far too creepy to be entertaining.

The flashes of promise from both campaigns have come from those surrounding the candidates. Reverend Wright remains scorching hot for his inability to tone himself down while Daddy Yankee's agonizing endorsement of McCain will surely ruin his career. Just yesterday, Dick Cheney quite publicly endorsed McCain. This further enhances Cheney's on fire status as he certainly knows his backing is toxic.

For 16 years we have had a Commander-in-Chief that has been on fire. Presidents Clinton and Bush gave us limitless material. Neither Obama nor McCain has shown himself to be a worthy successor to Bush in the on fire arena. This uncomfortable truth is the reason why WHS is refraining from an on fire endorsement.

Daddy Yankee


Rev. Wright


Clinton with Yeltsin


George Bush is a God

"THAT ONE"

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McCain-Ayala: Drilling for Gasolina 2008

Normally, I wouldn't let a celebrity endorsement sway my precious vote. I'm an educated voter that prides himself on thorough evaluation of a candidate's policy issues, voting records, political effectiveness and character. However, Ramon Ayala aka "Daddy Yankee" has endorsed John McCain. See ya, Obama! I suggest Barack scramble for the double Don Omar-Tego Calderon endorsement if he wants my vote back.

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Link to McCain campaign press release announcing Daddy Yankee endorsement