The ascot tie, or day cravat, is out of control. Its deceptiveness is key to its success. It says "I can send back any bottle of wine as many times as I God-damned well please" while keeping it casual. It says, while smiling, "Cross me and I will fucking chain you to the back of my Land Rover and have you tag along while I drag your skinless corpse for three whole days as I go on a big game safari hunt".
Tying one isn't as difficult as I'd imagined (see diagram below) but finding the right one for purchase most certainly is. Enjoy, and good luck finding the one that suits you best.
Terry Silver
Michael Corleone
My Attempt Using Bandanna (serious faux pas but I wanted to try)
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