On the 1st season of Da Ali G Show he went to Hollywood to pitch a movie to a bunch of industry douchebags and this was the movie. On the show they only played a couple seconds of it, this is the full version they made. It is available on the Season 1 DVD.
I have watched it at least 15 times now from beginning to end. I think it's amazing.
Hostage: Before you leave me, I didn't catch your name?
Ali G: Me name is James Bond. James... Bond.
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Ali G: [while having sex with a female spy, his cell phone rings] What is it? I is in da middle of havin' sex. It betta be important! [pause, he's still having sex] Ali G: Wow. That is ****ing important! What, there is a bomb? In a nuclear plant? That could mean the end of the world. Alright, I just gotta finish meself off.
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Wife: Where do you think you're going?
Ali G: To see a man about a dog.
Wife: No you're not, what have you got that gun for?
Ali G: Cause I ain't gonna see a man about a dog. I is gonna go and see a bomb that is gonna blow up the world, innit?
haha! what the fuck was that!
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On the 1st season of Da Ali G Show he went to Hollywood to pitch a movie to a bunch of industry douchebags and this was the movie. On the show they only played a couple seconds of it, this is the full version they made. It is available on the Season 1 DVD.
ReplyDeleteI have watched it at least 15 times now from beginning to end. I think it's amazing.
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ReplyDeleteHostage: Before you leave me, I didn't catch your name?
Ali G: Me name is James Bond. James... Bond.
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Ali G: [while having sex with a female spy, his cell phone rings] What is it? I is in da middle of havin' sex. It betta be important!
[pause, he's still having sex]
Ali G: Wow. That is ****ing important! What, there is a bomb? In a nuclear plant? That could mean the end of the world. Alright, I just gotta finish meself off.
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Wife: Where do you think you're going?
Ali G: To see a man about a dog.
Wife: No you're not, what have you got that gun for?
Ali G: Cause I ain't gonna see a man about a dog. I is gonna go and see a bomb that is gonna blow up the world, innit?
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Ali G: Well done Tommy! Home run! Respect!