WE HAS SPOKEN

Esai Morales as "Bob" From "La Bamba" - ON FIRE

2011-01-27T09:34:00.001-05:00

Silk Road Palace

2010-11-23T12:34:00.001-05:00

Is closed!!!!!!! RIP

Look Who Got Fat: Pete Doherty

2010-09-27T10:09:00.003-04:00

Still love you, but you're absolutely flabulous.

2010-09-20T15:45:00.000-04:00

Look Who Got Fat

2010-09-03T08:03:00.002-04:00

Latin Dragon

2010-08-24T07:13:00.001-04:00

'Sup, nerds?

2010-07-03T17:04:00.002-04:00

How the F*&K did we miss this one?

2010-06-24T14:13:00.001-04:00

Taliban Humor

2010-04-19T14:45:00.000-04:00

F-U Archer

2010-03-31T11:14:00.001-04:00

Emergency CPR For Dying Blog

2010-03-27T13:03:00.002-04:00

...you guys need to rescue this blog's lifeSincerely,"The Archer"

My Favorite Post To Date

2010-03-05T14:33:00.002-05:00

Here is my favorite post from WHS. Actual footage of Allan from High School...he is the mascot:http://wehasspoken.blogspot.com/2008/10/allan-in-commercial.html

D-Mob Featuring Cathy Dennis - "C'Mon And Get My Love"

2010-03-01T08:15:00.001-05:00

This is very promising

2010-02-22T13:36:00.001-05:00

I hope it doesn't get too overrated.

Vice Documentary on North Korea

2010-02-11T12:23:00.003-05:00

Melanie and I watched an awesome documentary on North Korea last night from Vice Magazine - which is still around I guess. We are now thinking about changing our honeymoon plans, as North Korea looks amazing.The video is in 14 parts, but it is worth watching all the way through, particularly for the concert at the end. http://www.vbs.tv/newsroom/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-14

On Fire

2010-01-31T12:34:00.002-05:00

Rip Torn charged with breaking into Conn. bankSALISBURY, Conn. – Actor Elmore "Rip" Torn has been charged with breaking into a Connecticut bank and carrying a loaded handgun while intoxicated.State police say the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.The "Men in Black" actor has been taken into custody

Anything To Remove Robert Blake's Face

2010-01-29T10:39:00.000-05:00

How To Report The News - Watch more Funny Videos

2010-01-11T20:37:00.000-05:00

I Already Work Around the Clock

2010-01-10T13:58:00.002-05:00

Here is the preview to Extraordinary Measures. I think this video speaks for itself. Angry Harrison Ford scientist. Go to 1:30

To "Noriyuki" Oneself

2009-12-28T08:32:00.002-05:00

That is the term WHS uses to describe a person with a non-western name offering a simpler, westernized noun that others may use to identify him easier. The term is named after Oscar-nominated actor Noriyuki "Pat" Morita. From today's Daily Record (Scotland) "New Bhoy Ki Sung-Yeung says: Just call me Dave":"KI SUNG-YEUNG has told his new Celtic team-mates to call him David.The South Korean

Merry Xmas!

2009-12-24T16:42:00.001-05:00

Hope everyone has a great Xmas.

BREAKING NEWS: Madoff May Have Been Assaulted in Prison

2009-12-24T10:39:00.003-05:00

ABC News is reporting that Bernie Madoff was admitted to Duke University Hospital last Friday with broken bones in his face, fractured ribs and a collapsed lung, citing sources. WHS wishes Madoff a speedy recovery if this is true.Please keep him in mind while watching this video:

The Karate Kid, Part III: Misunderstood

2009-12-23T14:18:00.002-05:00

"The Karate Kid, Part III" was roundly panned when it came out in 1989. Tell anyone that it's the best of the series and people will still sound like it's twenty years ago, criticizing the film from top-to-bottom. These people are idiots and that's why they're not WHS editors.Imagine for a moment you haven't seen the movie and you only had KK3'sWikipedia entry to go by. Perhaps you'd see why this

Why the Phantom Menace Sucks

2009-12-20T20:50:00.004-05:00

I thought this was an entertaining youtube clip describing Lucas' failure to deliver a good prequel to the Star Wars series. I am only posting the first of seven videos...feel free to explore further is this video interests you.

"Fallen Blossoms" by Cai Guo-Qiang

2009-12-12T13:51:00.006-05:00

Yesterday afternoon, I took a walk down to the Philadelphia Museum of Art, to see Cai Guo-Qiang's gunpowder explosion drawing, "Fallen Blossom," which took place at sunset. It was pretty impressive. In case you're unfamiliar with the artist, he's world renowned for his gunpowder drawings and firework displays. He had a retrospective at the Guggenheim New York last year and he was responsible

Funny Scream

2009-12-11T13:07:00.000-05:00

2009-12-02T08:28:00.001-05:00

SaddamTV: "Mystery Tribute Channel to Saddam Hussein Launched" - BBC

2009-11-30T10:47:00.003-05:00

Check out this story about a Saddam station. Start calling Time Warner Cable! Oh my God.

Willy Wonka Was A Dickhead

2009-11-20T09:55:00.001-05:00

Go to 2:15. He is by definition pathologic. There is no effort to save the drowning boy, he shows glee at his misfortune, and celebrates with a song...he even talks shit in german.

WHS Breaking News

2009-11-18T20:36:00.002-05:00

Ric Flair punches and bloodies Hulk Hogan in Australia.

Unnecessary CGI

2009-11-12T14:09:00.000-05:00

Xmas gift ideas

2009-11-06T15:42:00.001-05:00

(It's from a IASIP. Which I am a big fan of btw).

The Face of Seppuku

2009-11-04T19:33:00.001-05:00

Caption from telegraph.co.uk story:"Tears for fears: Toyota F1 team pricipal Tadashi Yamashina breaks down after announcing that the team is to quit Formula One Photo: GETTY IMAGES "

[long pause; he's crying]

2009-11-03T11:38:00.002-05:00

[Will's father came back into town, and then lied to Will about being around more and left. Phillip is trying to comfort him]Will: Hey, you no what, you ain't got to do nothing, Uncle Phil. You know, ain't like I'm still five years old, you know? Ain't like I'm gonna be sitting every night asking my mom 'when's daddy coming home?' You know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene #3

2009-10-26T16:41:00.001-04:00

"A fuckin' wallet?"

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene #2

2009-10-26T16:33:00.002-04:00

"His name is Chancellor.""What about the pup?""The pup is unnamed. You cant put a name on the innocence of that face."

Step Brothers - Deleted Scene #1

2009-10-26T16:26:00.003-04:00

"Faggot in the Room. Woah."

UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY ALERT: LEVEL ORANGE - "Precious"

2009-10-20T10:00:00.005-04:00

Chris and I went to see "Capitalism: A Love Story" the other night and were greeted with this trailer for "Precious", presented by Tyler Perry and Oprah Winfrey. I thought "Notorious" came out last year?The We Has Spoken Alert System:RED (severe): guaranteed career-spoiling unintentional comedy, theater attendance is required on opening weekendORANGE (high): very likely career threat to a film

Look Who Got Much Fatter

2009-10-19T18:30:00.004-04:00

Not that Carl Winslow was particularly thin, he has definitely let him self go...

We need to screen this movie

2009-10-14T21:24:00.000-04:00

Old School WWF Clip

2009-10-14T15:44:00.004-04:00

This just shows how crazy the WWF was in the 80's. It's like a 3 ring circus in this room and then Andy Warhol shows up not knowing what the fuck to say. Hogan is roiding out and Mr T is trying to hold it together. Lou Albano (RIP) delivers an Al Pacino style monologue. Classic WWF.

2009-10-08T21:33:00.000-04:00

2009-09-25T07:54:00.004-04:00

Most Out of Fucking Control Song of 2009

2009-09-22T22:06:00.004-04:00

Every once in a while a song hits the radio that is so ridiculous, so over the top shameless that it inspires the editors of WHS to lose all control, chase lager pints with Jaegermeister and cause incredible mayhem and reckless behavior on the streets of New York leading to multiple misdemeanor violations a series of bizarre and embarrassing cell phone messages and genuine disgust from wives,

Lean On Me: Halloween Costume 2009"

2009-09-21T09:49:00.003-04:00

Virtually impossible not to laugh after she goes, "...some...times in our lives..." to begin the song:BONUS! "Fair Eastside":

"...stupid-ass bee-YIHHHHH-tch"

2009-09-21T09:44:00.001-04:00

Start watching at 2:50, listen carefully at around 2:56:

Menace II Society

2009-09-10T19:38:00.001-04:00

Some kid cut together the funniest scenes. Fast forward to around 5:45 for mine.

Best Commercial in the 757

2009-09-09T10:13:00.003-04:00

I thought I would post the best television commercial for my area code...the same area code that has brought: Mike and Marcus Vick, AI, Sweet Pea, Chris Brown, Plaxico, and LT. What we lack in size we make up for in soul. I would like to see what other WHS contributors consider to be their most out of control TV ads.Let me introduce you to Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley...he's subtle:Here is one

Look Who Got Fat!

2009-09-03T22:14:00.003-04:00

William Hung, of American Idol "She Bangs" fame, got fat! Jumping Jesus, it looks like the new William Hung swallowed the old one!BEFOREAFTER

Look Who Got Fat!

2009-09-02T09:32:00.004-04:00

I just saw these images and thought I would revise an older conversation...check out K-Fed:

Rambo Cinco

2009-09-01T08:59:00.004-04:00

Variety has confirmed rumors that Sylvester Stallone is readying a new Rambo, this one to be set in Mexico in the midst of the drug war. Rambo must battle drug lords and human traffickers to rescue a young girl abducted somewhere near the border. Production will start Spring 2010. An official title has yet to be chosen.

Jesus Taught Me Karate Dojo Beating Cold Case Closed

2009-08-31T18:19:00.006-04:00

The Washington Post today has a great article explaining the truth behind the controversial "Jesus Taught Me Karate Dojo Beating" video that has gone viral.The video, shot at the Dojo of a former marine named Bobby Joe Blythe, in the early 80's in Dumfries, Virginia, apparently shows the brutal murder of a mentally retarded man who claims Jesus taught him Karate. Blythe instructs one of his

Diaby...GOAL!!!!!!!!

2009-08-30T11:43:00.001-04:00

EPL Preview: Arsenal vs Manchester United

2009-08-28T07:51:00.002-04:00

This WHS editor predicts Arsenal easily bending United over 9-1. Here are some biased clips to prepare you for this forthcoming football-rape (to be televised Sat., Aug. 29, noon EDT on Fox Soccer Channel):VH1-Style Recap of Recent Hubbub:Arsenal won this one:These 2 Clips From an AMAZING Come-From-Behind Win Late -To Level at 1-1:To Win, 2-1, With a Minute to Go:Vieira vs Keane:

On Fire Retrospective: George W. Bush

2009-08-27T11:41:00.004-04:00

The death of Ted Kennedy has brought Kennedy's biographer Adam Clymer into the news again, which reminded me of the first incident that signaled George W. Bush's On Fire potential. September 5, 2000:The Republican presidential candidate George W Bush has said he regrets the fact that people heard him make an insulting comment about a journalist, but he refused to apologise.Just before a campaign

2009-08-24T12:37:00.001-04:00

WHS Editors, follow my lead:

IDEA: International Dialects of English Archive

2009-08-20T08:00:00.004-04:00

The Maryland House, a service area "destination" 24 miles north of Baltimore on I-95, is a rite of passage for anyone from the mid-Atlantic United States. Those from this region have an unhealthy relationship with this rest stop, interrupting their travels for far too much time here for no reason. However, it's also a strange crossroads of the nation, where one may see natives of states mostly

Simmons: Sporting emotions at the highest pitch

2009-08-19T07:50:00.003-04:00

Simmons: Sporting emotions at the highest pitchPosted using ShareThisNormally I wouldn't just share a link on the site, but this article about Bill Simmons' trip to Estadio Azteca last week for the World Cup qualifier between the U.S. and Mexico is a fantastic read.

I can't get enough of this...

2009-08-13T22:51:00.002-04:00

Jesus Christ is going to be standing on the corner of Lennox Avenue and 125th Street trying to catch the first gypsy cab out of Harlem

Racism is Rampant on Almost Every YouTube Clip's "Text Comments" Section

2009-08-13T13:43:00.002-04:00

WHS is reporting that racism is all over the place on YouTube. Watch any soccer highlight clip, hip-hop video, anything to do with current events, etc. etc. etc. More to come.

Lotion

2009-08-11T16:18:00.001-04:00

Insensitive Bathroom Art I Saw at a Sushi Place Last Night

2009-08-10T18:03:00.002-04:00

Found at One Greene in Brooklyn. The photo does not do justice to the actual size of the offending artwork, which stares at you while you're trying to piss.

WHS BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina Jihad

2009-07-28T07:12:00.005-04:00

WHS has obtained this photograph, courtesy AP, of Ziyad Yaghi. Yaghi is one of seven charged with terrorism in North Carolina, according to an indictment.Still not as good as the image of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, though.Petey Pablo's "Raise Up" in a Leipzig's "Nachtcafe"

Rare footage of Dr. Stens

2009-07-27T16:38:00.001-04:00

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

Rare Footage of The Ball

2009-07-23T08:55:00.002-04:00

Booty Bass / Ghettotech / Miami Bass

2009-07-22T07:23:00.004-04:00

Booty Bass and Ghettotech / Ghetto House were popular subgenres of House and Rap music in the 90's, both combining the influence of Miami Bass / 2 Live Crew and Chicago House music.3 6 Mafia took the sound to interesting levels with their gangster rap influence.

Lee Scratch Perry's Message about Pope Benedict

2009-07-20T19:59:00.007-04:00

As reported in all major media Pope Benedict fell and broke his wrist while on vacation last week. Lee Perry posted the following message about the incident on his Myspace blog.

Lunar Landing

2009-07-20T08:29:00.003-04:00

In honor of the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11's moon landing, I thought I would post this:

WHS Declares "The Seppuku" This Summer's Best Dance to Perform At a Wedding

2009-07-13T10:35:00.002-04:00

Note: this dance requires at least 2 participants.The music in this scene from "The Art of Killing", just listen:

Fredro Starr of Onyx and "Moesha" Fame

2009-07-10T10:49:00.004-04:00

Remember when Fredro Starr of Onyx had a recurring role on "Moesha"? No? Same here. Interview where he had a certain relationship with Brandi.Shifftee

Ronaldo Expected To Be Greeted By 100 Transvestites At Rio Airport - Goal.com

2009-07-09T14:12:00.002-04:00

SCORCHINGRonaldo Expected To Be Greeted By 100 Transvestites At Rio Airport - Goal.comShared via AddThis

Westboro Baptist Church's Uplifing Song of the Day

2009-07-04T16:44:00.002-04:00

I'm sure MJ would be proud his song was used to further goodwill:EMBED-Westboro God Hates The World Music Video - Watch more free videos

Happy July 4th

2009-07-04T14:35:00.001-04:00

He has SPOKEN!

THE GAME - MJ Tribute Video

2009-07-01T08:28:00.002-04:00

WHS cosigns The Game. So next level. Hammered in the tub with his clothes on. Crying. We all been there... Look for MJ tattoo at the end.Game, dude u surprised us with this 1.

Hurricane Chris performs for LA House of Reps.

2009-06-26T12:02:00.002-04:00

Funny because the song is about "performing sexual relations" with Halle Berry. Here is the longer intro. Apparently his Aunt is a Representative in the LA House. Amazing.

RIP MJ

2009-06-26T09:27:00.002-04:00

Best movie review I have ever read (Tansformers)

2009-06-25T15:15:00.002-04:00

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments. One of these involves a dog-like robot humping the leg of the heroine. Such are the meager joys. If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans

"Allahhoakbar" + BOOOM!

2009-06-25T13:35:00.002-04:00

National Geographic Channel's new 2 hour special "Iran and the West" is highly recommended viewing and contains one of the best examples of "Allahoakbar+BOOOM" I have ever seen. For those who don't know (and haven't seen Piston Honda's world-renowned impersonation of "Allahoakbar+BOOOM!") it is the official Muslim terrorist act of screaming the words "Allahoakbar" before detonating a bomb,

2009-06-19T15:58:00.001-04:00

WHS Spring Break 2009: Tehran, Iran

2009-06-18T07:02:00.004-04:00

WHS wanted to go to Iran for a late spring break (it's technically not summer yet, folks) because it heard students there were wild and out of control. Turns out they are, but for completely different reasons. Buzzkill. Sadly, WHS is not DEFCON 2 drunk by the pool watching some wet t-shirt contest but is defying the government by 'tweeting' live from spring break. How punk.Check it out: WHS on

Operaccion Repo is Out of Fucking Control

2009-06-15T21:36:00.003-04:00

i saw this for the first time today. These repo men are totally shameless. They basically start a fight everywhere they go. On tonights episode they rolled up on a construction sight and stole a huge tractor that (apparently) the owner was late on the payments. They didnt really tell anyone they were reposessing it until after the fight started. hahaha. This show is amazing.Here's the "trailer"

My Favorite Wrestling Moves

2009-06-15T15:11:00.004-04:00

A few of my favorite wrestling moves:The Boston Crab/Sharpshooter/Scorpion Deathlock - The Boston Crab was my favorite move on 8bit Nintendo's Pro Wrestling. Brett Hart did a revised number that became one of the best finishing moves of all time:Figure Four - Pretty much anything Rick Flair did was awesome...and his Figure Four is icing on the cake:The Camel Crush - The Iron Sheik's finishing

Orville Redenbacher's: What Six Flags Should've Done

2009-06-15T07:40:00.006-04:00

Orville Redenbacher's popcorn brand aired a commercial a few years ago featuring a digitally re-created Orville Redenbacher. Apparently, the company felt that having him rise from the dead as a pasty, wiry, vacant, stool-colored moving image was going to sell some popcorn. I don't know what the sales figures were as a result of this campaign, but I do know that what I saw was extremely

Two and a Half Flags (aka "More Debt, Less Flags")

2009-06-14T11:36:00.003-04:00

Six Flags declared bankruptcy. The parks will remain open but will hereby be called "Two and a Half Flags." Could this have something to do with the racist Asian stereotype spokesman that tarnished their national image? See previous WHS post.I noticed last month, ads for Six Flags included a new (old) spokesperson - the previously featured 'creepy geriatric burn victim'Recent AdAd from 3 or 4

news from Korean Central News Agency of DPRK

2009-06-12T18:45:00.003-04:00

KCNAEnjoy the state news agency of North Korea.An example from a June 11 release, "New Posters Produced""New posters have been produced by the Workers' Party of Korea Publishing House, the Mansudae Art Studio, the Korean Central Fine Arts Studio and the Fine Arts Studio of the Ministry of Railways to encourage the Korean people in the immediate farming campaign.Posters "Let All Turn out in

Year One is a blatant rip off of Almost Heroes

2009-06-12T08:45:00.004-04:00

Historical Comedy Buddy Movie. Chris Farley = Jack Black. Chandler = Michael Cera.

The Progression of Elvis on Album Covers

2009-06-10T15:04:00.009-04:00

I response to the cool Elvis hair from the last post...I remember going with Allan to the record store and arranging the his CDs form thin young Elvis to fat disgraceful Elvis. Always entertaining.

Now you too can be Livin' Astro

2009-06-10T12:38:00.002-04:00

Some designer has made Kool Keith Black Elvis "head ornaments." If I remember correctly, there was an order form included with the original CD so you could purchase one, so the designer is a few years too late.

WHS Unintentionally Comedic Uber-Popular Music Videos Week

2009-06-07T17:29:00.003-04:00

"The Crossroads" - Bone Thugs-n-HarmonyHighlights: I used to think Uncle Charlie's eyes going black after being touched by the 'Grim Reaper' at 2:59 was the funniest part, but "inexplicable face coming out of wall" moment at 2:24 is now in the lead.

"How tall is Hitler?"

2009-06-06T19:12:00.001-04:00

It just keeps getting better.

TsimFuckus - Go Hard

2009-06-06T11:56:00.002-04:00

You absolutely positively must watch till the end.

Barefoot Legend

2009-06-04T12:33:00.003-04:00

Fans of Kung Fu lost a pioneer today. Apparently David Carradine hung himself...WTF?...Anyhow...Kung Fu was a great show. I didn't realize until recently that Kung Fu was created by Bruce Lee and Lee was to have been the star, but ABC dropped the idea and went with Carradine instead.Here is a clip of the last fight in the film's finale between Carradine and Brandon Lee:

"I can't think of anything better for the environment than Hummer going to China"

2009-06-03T07:47:00.003-04:00

That's Ron Mexico's Facebook status message, dated June 2, 2009 at 19:34, in reference to the reported sale of General Motors' Hummer brand to China's Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery Company.

David Lynch Presents "INTERVIEW PROJECT"

2009-06-01T09:25:00.000-04:00

INTERVIEW PROJECTShared via AddThis

Hey DJ Play This Song

2009-05-30T01:44:00.002-04:00

I was in this kind of mood tonight:

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2009-05-27T14:12:00.001-04:00

Mase - "Welcome Back"

2009-05-22T09:23:00.001-04:00

I don't even remember this coming out, but it's damn advanced. LOL

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com

2009-05-21T08:56:00.002-04:00

I cannot claim full credit for this find, but I have discovered a blog rivaling our own: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com There are so many gems, that it is hard to pick a clear winner. But, since "the archer" has not been posted yet, I will post this walrus instead.

Amazing Photo

2009-05-18T23:22:00.002-04:00

I love checking out NASA's website and finding tidbits like this:In this tightly cropped image the NASA space shuttle Atlantis and the Hubble Space Telescope are seen in silhouette, side by side during solar transit at 12:17p.m. EDT, Wednesday, May 13, 2009, from west of Vero Beach, Florida. The two spaceships were at an altitude of 600 km and they zipped across the sun in only 0.8 seconds. Photo

Yakuza's Law

2009-05-18T17:24:00.001-04:00

Movie was made in the 60's. Trailer is OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL.